Mr. Tentacle-Mouth found dead, foul play suspected submitted by Spoon

Early Sunday night, in circumstances that have been described by police as "highly fucking suspicious", Yogg-Saron, known to friends, family and the greater Azerothian community as 'Mr. Tentacle-Mouth', was found dead in his home.

Police Chief Inspector Walter von Applesmith was overheard talking to the family of Yogg-Saron late Sunday night saying:

Quote: Whoever did this, we will bring them to justice and have them answer for this atrocity. They will be punished to the full extent of the law and then when that's done I'm going to shove my boot up their asses too.

While no details have yet been made available to the public, this reporter was able to get his hands on the evidence folders and came across the following photos found at the scene of the crime:




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News from the World of Warcraft submitted by azmodai

With only limited content to play with, the twelvians of the world of warcraft variety had not yet overcome all the challenges the game had to offer... until recently. The name of this encounter is Sartharion - a basic dragon encounter with a "hard" mode that comes into play when you leave one or more of his minions (of three) alive to be dealt with while you fight the big bad dragon man. With each dragon left alive adds a new layer of complexity to the encounter, by adding more fire damage, more shadow damage, or kicking you off with 20% less health.

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Welcome to the biggest STD celebration of the year! submitted by Spoon

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Twelve gets monster cocked in the throat submitted by Spoon

Are you a fan of beastiality? Do you like having giant monster nads shoved all up in your face and then experience a burning sensation when you take a slash? Then do i have JUST THE THING FOR YOU.

Introducing


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Breaking News submitted by Remedial

The cowboy ninja shark bandits of <Twelve> have struck again. This time striking down a local cosplayer known as 'Kalecgos' (or "giant toolbag" to his friends).

After many sightings in this area the bandits struck last night. We guestimate that approximately 25 bandits quietly crept through the grass, however walking in single file to hide their numbers. Upon reaching their target they spread into two groups and set upon their targets - a cosplayer in a dragon costume and and a nearby lone emo in his room that was spending his time battling his inner demon as the world hated him so. Why did they strike down the emo? we presume only that the amount of awesome was too much for the emo, causing him to explode.

A quick and brutal fight ensued, resulting in the deaths of the emo and his pet dragon cosplayer. The bandits quickly made their escape with a collection of shiny trinkets, presumably back to the planet Omicron Perseii 8 to chill out with Lurr. Three bangles and a set of pants were reported missing.

All that was caught of the bandits was this taunting image of them standing over the slain cosplayer, possibly prior to defiling his corpse.



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